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ladystilts:

I need about 100 of these and I can’t find them anywhere.


I

ladystilts:

I need about 100 of these and I can’t find them anywhere.

I

(via pebblezlovesbambam7)

white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
white boy: lmao
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
white girl: babe what that??
white boy: i'll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
*choking noises*
white girl: zack!!!
white boy: ha ha just kidding!
white girl: asshole!
white boy: im just playin babe
white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*playful kiss*
*things turn sexy*
*hear noise*
white boy: i'll go investigate
*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
white girl: ahhh!!
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl: ahhh!!!
*white girl runs*
*dead end*
*hides*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
*cuts her*
*she dead*
opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
evilbrainfromouterspace:

You! You can run but you can’t hide.

evilbrainfromouterspace:

You! You can run but you can’t hide.

(via thekrug)

farnilyjewels:

"surprise bit-"

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(Source: digimemory, via squirrelfriend-in-a-coma)

spoookyscary:

The “Bloody Bed”. Abandoned Lakeland Mental Asylum, NJ

spoookyscary:

The “Bloody Bed”. Abandoned Lakeland Mental Asylum, NJ

(via legalizecannibalism)

(Source: wachsein, via blackwingbear)

“Matilda said, “Never do anything by halves if you want to get away with it. Be outrageous. Go the whole hog. Make sure everything you do is so completely crazy it’s unbelievable…”

Roald Dahl (via kushandwizdom)

(via blackwingbear)

sean-codyvevo:

bored-no-more:

Sand storm, it’s just a storm …. wait who turned off the light?

OMG THIS IS HORRIFYING

sean-codyvevo:

bored-no-more:

Sand storm, it’s just a storm …. wait who turned off the light?

OMG THIS IS HORRIFYING

(via elgato-grande)

inconnudeus:

天使的詩。

inconnudeus:

天使的詩。

(Source: madfuture, via elgato-grande)

alexander-burton:

Here are some phone pics of my sleeping arrangement for the past few days (living outdoors is the best)

(via elgato-grande)

empressranaground:

therothwoman:

Pixar can never top this.

Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that the best loved line from this movie comes from a character we never even got to see?

(via fearlesshepcat)